I Am Your Scratcher...

Sorry, that was awful. This video is not however. You need to watch it almost until the end, then you'll understand what I'm on about. 

Really feel sorry for the guy Scratch Bastard is against here, cannot compete. How do you even come up with the idea for something like that!? Amazing.


Thanks to @wedgeallan for bringing this to my attention.

Greatest Doggy Get Up Ever

No shadow of a doubt.